Tuesday, September 12, 2006

GTA World Tour Part 2. From Los Santos to San Fierro in two long hops.

From Los Santos to San Fierro in two long hops.

Mission.
Gareth and Francis have to make the long and arduous journey from Los Santos to San Fierro, taking in the delights of Route 1, Santa Cruz, Big Sur, Monteray et al along the way while surviving switchback turns, impromtu hikes and Americans who don't know what a hostel is (shockingly true.)

Status: Completed.

Mission Highlights:
1. Hiking up the Salmon Creek trail was certainly the highlight of the day. After many many miles of driving along mind numbing highways and interstates while looking out upon a coastline which looked inhospitable in the dark grey of the sky and rolling fog we came across this little treasure. A break from the driving was certainly needed and it didn't look too difficult a task to make our way up to the waterfall that we could hear from the roadside. 1 hour later we found ourselves scrambling over rocks and developing our climbing skills as we endeavoured to make it back down to the car before all the light of the day was gone and we were left fumbling (and almost certainly stumbling) in the dark.

2) Blazing an open road along Big Sur with no traffic to hinder us for over an hour. After our hike we discovered that we had about an hour to make it to Monterey so that we could book into our hostel for the night. 67 miles of coastal road lay before us. It was time to see what our rental car could do when put to the test. It was a quick drive along roads that I can only compare to the Ring of Kerry except it was both better and worse, wider road but the turns were dizzingly sharp and sometimes seemed to be almost 360 degree turns. Thankfully both car and I were up to the task, the fiercely strong coffee I had earlier certainly also helped with my concentration as we sped from one bend to another.

3) Having Japanese food for the first time in a lovely little restaurant in Monterey. It was my first time trying any Japanese food and if the rest of it tastes as good as what I had in Monterey I'll certainly look forward to it. Also it was incredibly cheap, a surprise in what is so obviously a tourist town and during some kind of festival.

Lowlights:
1) The weather was dull and the road was long. We were worn out by the time we made it to Monterey and unfortunately missed the festival which was some kind of modded and classic car show thing. Old American muscle cars roared up and down the streets spitting fire from their exhausts. Frankly it reminded me of the country town experience of the tools riding around all night in a Vauxhall Nova with a racing exhaust to make it sound better than it is. I must admit however the cars these guys had were in a different league. Some could have passed for something that was the product of a show of Pimp My Ride.

2) The fact most people in Monterey don't know what a hostel is. We were in rather a panic when we finally arrived in Monterey at about 9.40, leaving us 20 minutes to find and check in to our hostel or face the prospect of being refused entry and (God forbid) spending the night in the car or some ludicously expensive motel or hotel. Gareth asked one person for directions to the hostel to be told they didn't know what that word meant. A police officer gave us confusing directions which sent us in the wrong direction until a kind petrol station attendant managed to give me the correct directions and phone number of the hostel. One phone call later to tell them that we were on the way and ascertain that we could check in and the day was saved. But it was a close run thing there for a while. A stressful way to end the day.

Other interesting tales from the road:
1) Petrol station attendant in one small town along Route 1 informs us that she has never eaten out in anywhere other than two local fast food restaurants which are franchised of major chains. Think Maccy D's or Burger King but in this case I believe is was something like Wendy's and Jack in the Box.

Next up: San Fierro.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

The GTA World Tour

Los Santos:


Mission:
Players Gareth and Francis have to survive the city and visit the hotspots of Venice Beach, Hollywood, Compton and Watts and escape unscathed via Route 1 to Monterray.

Status:
Completed.

Mission Highlights:

1) Compton and Watts.

Being stuck behind a articulated truck in Compton with no way to get round it or reverse. Some hairy moments as we stared nervously about waiting for the ambush to begin. Thankfully the ambush never came and we were able to continue and soak in the delights of Watts. Neither neighbourhood looked that bad in the daytime, the only indicator of dodgyness being that every window had bars on it. Presumable it's after dark when the predators emerge.

2) Venice Beach

A wonderland of sun, sand, artists, bums, weirdos and shops and stalls selling everything from Pepper Spray (a bargain at $5) to Salvia Divinorum (a hallunicogenic drug). We rented bikes and cycled up to Santa Monica taking in the boardwalk and pier. Muscle beach was unfortunately deserted, it seems to be a spot for posers more than actual real bodybuilders plus our timing was bad, most people can't take Thursday morning off work to go flex their pecs on the beach. Our next mission. Project Hollywood.

3) Driving in the Hollywood hills.

It took us about 40 minutes of driving around before we managed to get properly into the hills. However just as we got on the right track some cracking Mozart concherto came on the radio. It was like there was a orchestra celebrating our every turn onto a steeper and steeper street. It's easy to see why you would want to move into the hills, you feel like you are on top of the world with an entire city laid out at your feet.

Everything else:



1) Hollywood Boulevard and Mann's Chinese Theatre.
Not really all that impressive. Hollywood Boulevard is pretty seedy and Mann's Chinese theatre while a landmark takes about 5 minutes before you're bored of it. One interesting thing we discovered it that Sylvester Stallone has really small feet judging by the shoe prints in the concrete outside the theatre.


2) Driving in America.

Oh I think I'll need a whole post to bitch about American driving habits and the confusion and consternation and stress that I have already endured trying to decipher American road signs while trying not to become roadkill.



3) UCLA campus.

One word. Wow. It's pretty.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

First post and trip to America.

Ah my first post... A momentous... moment.. ahem.

FrancisWorld Newsflash!
Francis soon to embark on a perilous journey to the US of A where he will face the danger of American drivers, hick towns and avoiding strangling his fellow traveller Gareth Stack. (Expected squabbles will include choice of music to play and which hitchhiker to pick up today and is least likely to kill us)

Check out the journey plan here.

And look at where we will be visiting while on the West Coast here.

This will mean a break from our beloved Technolotics for Gareth and I. However it does mean that if you live in a hick town on the West Coast of the US of A that we may be in a town near you real soon! Hooray!